3 dollars
Me: Here ya go Chase, here's your apple juice.
Apple Juice: (i'm watered down cuz these kids can drink a gallon second when I'm full blast)
Chase: (sips)
Chase: I no like it daddy.
Me: What don't you like?
Chase: I no like apple juice.
Me: [thinking- shoot. he's on to me]
Chase: I no like it. I want orange juice, please.
Me: Well, we don't have any orange juice right now.
Chase: Three dollars.
Me: What do you mean, "Three dollars"?
Chase: Three dollars orange juice. We go store.
Me: Huh.
Feb 12th